This is Paul.
Paul lives in Scottsdale, AZ where he works for Russ Lyon Sotheby's International Realty in what he describes as a...
'No Ni**er Zone'.
These zones are where things are 'Great Again', I would guess.
You know, again, like those times with the separate restrooms, water fountains, and seats in restaurants.
I'll bet those would have been designated similar 'zones' as well.
When Paul was asked why he would behave in the way you'll see in the video below, he explained that he believed the two men to be part of an Antifa 'recon team' sent to 'scout out' the area.
You see, Paul has an extreme case of 'Internet Dumbass Disorder'. This, as we now know, is a rapidly spreading virus that puts low I.Q. individuals at incredibly high risk. This disorder causes intellectually unimpressive, and generally unremarkable types to suddenly display grandiose thoughts about being strong critical thinkers who are tuned in to the 'truth' based on nothing more than memes they've seen and YouTube videos they've watched.
Other symptoms of IDD are...
- Belief that refusing to wear masks in a pandemic makes them Rambo.
- Insisting that the answer to everything is "The Deep State is controlling it."
- A sudden fascination with the letter Q.
- The delusional belief that their self presented graduate degree from 'YouTubeiversity' while a delivery driver, makes them more informed than a virologist or Constitutional law professor.
- Spontaneous screams of "FAKE NEWS!".
- Inability to see cell phone cameras documenting them as they say incredibly racist things that they swear aren't racist at all.
The side effects of this disease, as Paul and many others have discovered are...
- The loss of friends - Social Network and in real life.
- Shattered reputations and credibility as an adult.
- Being seen as a 'whiny, annoying, bitch'.
- Being the person that people are right now figuring out how to not invite to a party or perhaps Thanksgiving.
- And being fired from one's job, as seen here in a statement from Paul's now former employer...
“An independent contractor was filmed recently making racist comments.
Russ Lyon Sotheby’s International Realty does not condone in any way shape or form this type of behavior. This person has been terminated effective immediately.”
But wait, there's more!
After this statement, Paul's former employer then sent a formal recommendation to the Arizona Department of Real Estate to have Paul's real estate license revoked based on his open admission to being a racist.
Oh, but that's not all, kids!
Paul also was arrested for provoking a racial incident.
So now, because of IDD, Paul's life is in ashes.
He believed himself to be "getting ahead of the game" for what Antifa had in store on November 4th, and now he's landed directly on the "Way To Go, Stupid!" space.
If someone you know has been infected with IDD, please have them call the national helpline at...
1-800-GET-FUKD
That infected person is a loser.
Get new friends, champ.
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